Indian Girls- At Your Own Risk

Different strokes for different folks, right? Right! But some facts you just won't find in "Lonely Planet" travel guides, so if you were planning on getting more than cozy with a nice lady while you are in India: two things I can tell you.
1) Feel lucky if you ever do get "cozy", since that part is most often reserved for AFTER the wedding bells, even today and even for modern, educated girls.
2) If you are about to "score" (sorry, feminist friends, but let's call a spade a spade, to men doing you- know-what still feels like "scoring") then just be aware of the TOE NAILS. Yes, the toe nails. (Many) Indian women keep them LONG!  Don't ask me why, I'm just telling. Keep some bandages around just in case!

And NO, these are not my feet I took a picture of, thank you very much. And of course not all Indian ladies have toenails such as these depicted here. Maybe these long nails are somehow related to the oriental shoe fashion, which meant that the more the tip was curved upwards, the more hoity-toity you were :- ) Cheers, mates!

Oh and by the way: were you aware that women here like to be raped in their saris?????

NOT FUNNY? Yeah, tell me about it. This fabric shop owner should leave the PR work to somone with an English degree. Language is nothing to be taken lightly. Now go and wrap and drape yourself, but NO RAPING, you hear!!!!!